why dairy queen is the best (or how i sold out to the american dream)

the dairy queen blizzard fan club is the best club i have ever been in. when you sign up you get a printable coupon for a free blizzard! you also get a coupon to use on your birthday for a free blizzard or any other delicious delicacy that dairy queen offers!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!

upon registration, you get a monthly email telling you a whimsical story about the blizzard of the month which is accompanied by a tantalizing picture of said blizzard. what more could you want out of life!?

well let me tell you this incredible story! the blizzard fan club has just sent me an email about this months blizzard (creme de menthe oreo) which includes a coupon for buy one get one free!

thanks dairy queen, you truly are the best fast food company ever.

so like, what are you waiting for? a link?